Monday, January 28, 2008

tomorrow is too late


If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend . And if u don't, tomorrow can be too late .



If you're in love with somebody , but that person doesn't know...
tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you . And if you don't say it, tomorrow can be too late .



If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you...
tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don't tell her/him today , tomorrow can be too late.



If you need a hug of a friend... ask her/him for it.
Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don't ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.



If you really have friends who you appreciate... tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don't and they leave or go far away today , tomorrow can be too late.





If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them... do it . Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don't and they leave today , and then tomorrow can be too late.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Cheap laugh

Somewhere in the universe:

A
pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and itwon again.

The local newspaper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.


The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day....

The moral of the story is.... Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery ... and even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life..... Only worry about your own ASS not someone else's.....You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

these are my friends!

















































it is not easy to say that we are still friends since we first said 'hi' 20 years ago.

these are really precious photos and hopefully, we are still friends 20 years later.............

long live friendship!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

真真假假

“不管我长在树的那一部分,是花永远都是花。” 所以美人鱼啊,不管你游到那里,永远都是美丽的美人鱼














秋色,珍珠都没这么真的植物园

Friday, November 23, 2007

今日笑语

造句:
1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边........... 一边............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣?~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( ),其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 ),其实我( 是戴面具的)。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈! 妈的腿,好细又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?

9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16.題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我! 的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果 然
上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
老师:…………

18 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师: ………

20 况且
小朋友:一辆火车经过,况且况且况且况且.....
老师:……………

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Friday, November 02, 2007

Wildlife Stampede! @Botanic Garden

The Wildlife Parade - Stampede is part of the Roots & Shoots programme from the Jane Goodall Institute. It aims to educate youths and the general public on the endangered animal species especially those found in Singapore.

I finally met my idol Dr Goodall and got her to autograph her book Reason for Hope (a wonderful gift from Beng Chiak). I was so tempted to ask for a picture to be taken with her but she looked so tired and I didn't have the heart to disturb her further.




Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Singapore Sun Festival

heehee advertising for my husband again but i promise to write something new very soon.....

akang datang!


Wu Tu Nan Taichi at the Singapore Sun Festival

All Programs in English.

All Programs at Empress Place, in front of the Asian Civilizations Museum.

Taichi @ The Waterfront, Empress Place (FREE):

Taichi Tasters
19 – 21 October & 26 – 28 Oct 7.30pm
A different exercise each night, to have a taste of taiji qigong in general

Progressive Tai Chi Introductory Course
22 – 25 October 7.30pm
A cumulative course over 4 nights, to deepen the understanding of Taiji movement principles

Call (65) 6356 0031 to register.

Wellness Insights @ the Sun Tent, Empress Place:

Finding Your Centre In A Multi-Tasking World
Saturday 27 Oct 11am

Composites Not Opposites:
How Yin Yang Works in Taiji to Boost Your Health
Sunday 28 Oct 4pm

($12 each, $20 both)

(65) 6348 5555

Tickets: www.sistic.com.sg

www.SingaporeSunFestival.com

www.WutunanTaijiGong.com

World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association (Singapore) is part of the World Nam Wah Pai Federation, founded by Grandmaster Sim Pooh Ho in 1964. World members include Chile, Argentina, Germany, Taiwan Associations. We specialise in Wu Tu Nan Taiji Gong, a holistic system of training the body-mind energy to achieve Health, Strength and Agility. It was passed down from the direct lineage of Grandmaster Wu Tu Nan of Beijing to Grandmaster Sim Pooh Ho of Singapore. Our traditional content and systematic teaching are designed for the modern, busy individual.


Sim Pern Yiau
Wu Tu Nan Taijigong
(World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association)
6C Geylang Lor 7 Singapore 388790
www.WuTuNanTaijiGong.com
Mobile 9338 4830

Thursday, October 04, 2007

free trial class from spy's taiji association

Dear Friends,

For those who care about their Health and the Health of their Loved Ones:

Free Trial Class n Talk

Date: Saturday, 6 Oct 2007

Time: 6:30pm – 8:30pm

Venue: World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association

6C (4th Floor) Geylang Lorong 7

(2 bus stops from Kallang MRT)

In English.

Free Parking for early comers.

No obligations, no fine print.


New 10-week Taiji Qigong Class

Relieving Tensions, Clearing Meridian Lines, Energizing the Organs, Exercise Major Joints

Classes in English available.

Date: Starting Thursday 11 Oct (class every Monday and Thursday)

Time: 7pm – 9pm

Venue: World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association

6C (4th Floor) Geylang Lorong 7

(2 bus stops from Kallang MRT)

World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association (Singapore) is part of the World Nam Wah Pai Federation, founded by Grandmaster Sim Pooh Ho in 1964. World members include Chile, Argentina, Germany, Taiwan Associations. We specialize in Wu Tu Nan Taiji Gong, a holistic system of training the body-mind energy to achieve Health, Strength and Agility. It was passed down from the direct lineage of Grandmaster Wu Tu Nan of Beijing to Grandmaster Sim Pooh Ho of Singapore. Our traditional content and systematic teaching are designed for the modern, busy individual.

WutunanTaijiGong.com Taijigong@gmail.com

ducktour!

to celebrate chen yi's & spy's birthday, i planned a surprise outing for them today.
it was a pleasant surprise for spy bcos he neh guessed i would bring him on a ducktour!

cy was very excited with the 2 bus rides we took to get to suntec city.
he was pointing out to the 'big bus' & 'small bus' & 'broooom brooooom' - his reference to motorcycles.
we arrived suntec before 11am but was told the tickets were sold out for the morning tours and 12.30pm would be the earliest tour. of course we bought tickets and then spent time with cy looking at the 'big fish' - koi garden in the basement, and 'small fish' - nemo & papa also at the basement.

so before the real treat started, cy was already running around spending his energy. by the time we got on the duckbus, he was visibly tired & once the bus hit water, he got mesmerised for a while and after muttering 'nice bus', he fell asleep! and this was supposed to be his first boat ride................neh mind lah, i think we all enjoyed ourselves tremendously : )



Wednesday, September 26, 2007

唯爱无敌

万般皆短暂,唯爱无敌
愿人世间爱意不断

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

人月两圆

今天是中秋节,祝我的亲友身体健康天天都圆圆满满 !

我對佛說:讓我所有亲友永遠健康快樂~!

佛說:只能四天~!我說:好,春天、夏天、秋天、冬天。
佛說:三天。 我說:好,昨天、今天、明天。
佛說:不行,兩天。 我說:好,白天、黑天。
佛說:不行,就一天~! 我說:好~!
佛茫然問到:哪一天?我說:在我所有朋友活著的每一天~!!
佛……說:以後你所有亲友將天天健康快樂~

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Spy's Talks @ Orchard Library


MAY THE CHI BE WITH YOU!

wellness@orchard Tai Chi太极Workshops

The Eye and the Hurricane: Tackling Your Daily Rush From a Strong Centre

Our minds and bodies have to meet the insistent demand of things that require our attention. We are constantly “multi-tasking”, and our lives today are not just fast-paced ones - they are also fragmented ones. Be the eye in the hurricane, learn how Tai Chi can help you acquire a strong centre. You can be the whirlwind, not just get caught in one.

Sunday, 23 Sept, 3.00-4.30pm, Programme Zone

Align Yourself

Feeling out of whack in work and play? Then

align yourself - but align to what? And how? Come and find out how basic Tai Chi principles help you achieve these at work and play. You can align your body and mind by doing a bit of Tai Chi at work, and it doesn’t mean you’re skiving!

Sunday, 30 Sept, 3.00-4.30pm, Programme Zone

These Tai Chi programmes are presented in English by Mr Sim Pern Yiau, a graded Senior Instructor and Researcher of Taiji Gong at the World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association (www.namwahtaijigong.com). The Association teaches undiluted and traditional Taiji Gong from the direct lineage of Grandmaster Wu Tu Nan of Beijing, who passed away at age 105 without major illness.

To get your chi flowing, check out some Tai Chi-related titles in our Health section! They’re mostly located under the Call No.: 613.7148

Questions on Tai Chi or other topics?

Just ASK! ->Email: ask@nlb.gov.sg




Thursday, September 13, 2007

aiyo

the flash drive which i use to download my photos is not working! sigh. i wonder whether it's the machine at the photo printing shop - that was when i last used it.

so i can't post abt my 3-day birthday celebrations bcos must see the photos one!
or my 1st meeting with lucas - the cutie pie baby!

anyway, here's a 欠扁问题 to entertain my friends for the time being:

霍元甲不在家 - 猜一种心态。

答案在comments

Monday, September 03, 2007

My Life as Yixiunai

to my dear friends who think i am bored and doing nothing except watch dvds, my schedule for this week:

Mon - work from 11am to 7pm at Knotty shop

Tue - see chinese sinseh in the morning, have lunch with wahwah (yeah!) and work from 2pm - 6pm at ttrp. may be catch a play at nite if i am not too tired.

Wed - visit Lucas and Serene who juz came back from Vancouver!

Thurs - my special day out with hubby. he said he planned for a surprise outing and sadly i aledi guessed what it is.

Fri - work from 9am - 1 pm at ttrp then go to the movies with yitwai and kids. hurray!

Sat - helpout at FOH of ttrp graduation production "Attempts on Her Life" for the matinee. watch it at 8pm.

Sun - go to in-law's place for healthy organic veggie lunch.

all these with my regular morning taiji practice at the botanic garden. in between i still have to find time to visit my little darling nephews and also continue my cross stitching project!

not easy being yixuinai u know haahaahaa.........

Thursday, August 23, 2007

爱国的季节

八月绝对是个爱国的季节。

首先,看了很草根的881,前晚又看了像是梁文福歌曲回顾展的《天冷就回来》,突然觉得做新加坡人很值得骄傲。

天冷出乎意料的好,音乐剧《老九》是巨大的learning curve,老九犯的错误几乎都纠正过来。天冷的歌是‘无得弹’,梁的歌- 包赢。 可是有点疲劳轰炸,这么多首歌可以分开两个音乐剧来唱,《天冷就回来》和《天热就出去》 哈哈哈哈。哎呀,忍不住啦是身上的corny worms在咬我!

还没有看的人赶紧买票哦, 听说只剩下好少的票哟。